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Updated with AI PR fluff: Jukt Micronics has officially recovered from the network breach. It took exactly twenty-five years, but our engineering team finally figured it out. Ian Restil was a slick little rattlesnake, but today, he’s serving hard time in a minimum-security, 'pound-me-in-the-ass' federal prison. Word on the yard is that he’s making shaker furniture, mopping floors, and keeping highly popular company. Allegedly, his current side hustle involves smuggling burner phones in places we won't mention. With that unpleasantness behind us, we are officially back to business: developing enterprise-grade software and high-level research for total super-nerds. Our CEO, George Sims, still hosts the annual Christmas party—and for that, we surely love him.